Wide awake at 330 am
highly anxious about everything
what the fuck.
So i guess coffee even occasionally is off the list…yay (not)
When guys say in that breathy and husky voice, “You’re so wet.”
So with school and everything I haven’t been watching a whole lot of tv. I basically just dvr what I love (criminal mind, scandal and AHS:Coven) and watch it at like 2am while doing homework.
But the other day I was a tad cranky and my husband says “Babe you’re being kinda bitchy, maybe you need to watch some Reality TV. You haven’t done that in a while…sit, I’ll cook dinner.”
And if that’s not a reason to be married I don’t know what is.
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
I read through the whole post trying to figure it out until I got to the yahoo answers post and it dawned on me. Wow. Lol
anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit
OH man i needed this
I am not a fan of Kim Kardashian but I HATE when people say she “gets paid for doing nothing.” She is a model, a reality star, a fashion mogul and a business owner. I am 1000% that is more than what her haters do. Shit, it’s more than what I do.
**IDK I am sitting here watching Lie To Me and like just though about that. so random lol**
people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.
Shit, I give the girls credit for just fucking walking on stage in those damn heels….
So last night i had a dream where I was in the hospital, like visiting someone and my friend from school who is named Unique was there but she wanted to sleep at the hospital because she was sad. So I was trying to time the weather (it was raining) so I could run home, but I am not sure where my home was. Anyways President Obama walks in and says “Hi Amber, the weather is kinda bad today, isn’t it?”
And I literally go around to everyone telling them that our president knows my name and he is the best president to ever president ever!
Apparently it doesn’t take much to impress me.
Watching Digimon because ninja turtles isn’t on yet and I just can’t let my son watch Sanjay and Craig….I miss this show lol